Thursday, May 21, 2009

REALLY?? ILL TAKE TWO

What have we come to?? really? i mean beer at Chuck E Cheese and now this??
Does your daughter have a burning desire to play Ouija board? But clearly she can’t since the game is totally for boys? Well, for only $19.99, you can make your daughter’s dream come true, because Hasbro just came out with a new “just for girls” Ouija board!
What makes this edition different from the original Ouija board that can be handmade in minutes? I’ll give you one guess. You got it: It’s pink!
Not only that, but this new edition also comes with 72 question cards, since a big problem for young girls is that they always freeze up when it’s their turn to ask a ghost a personal question about their lives.
According to the product description, girls needn’t worry their pretty little heads any longer:
It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl. With 72 fun questions included, you'll never run out of things to ask. Who will call/text me next? Will I be a famous actor someday? Who wishes they could trade places with me?
Who would have guessed that a splash of pink is all it takes to get the catty, boy-crazy girl ghosts to spill the beans?
You might be interested to learn that the game is marketed for girls between the ages of eight and twelve. Now third graders don’t have to worry whether that “special someone” will send them a text. They can just ask a dead person! Progress never looked so good.
via strollerderby
xoxo mar

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dark Night Of The Soul

So ... starting from left. David Lynch, Sparkle Horse, & Danger Mouse

Dark Night Of the Soul is a project that was between Danger Mouse & Sparkle Horse and it included people like The Flaming Lips, Frank Black of the Pixies, Vic Chestnutt, Julian Casablancas from The Strokes, and Iggy Pop just to name a FEW.

It consisted of an album (duh!) but it was supposed to come with a book of pictures taken by Mr. David Lynch. Now, if you know about David Lynch's work besides the film then you know you're in for a treat. And that's not even including the magic that Danger Mouse & Sparkle Horse create when they make music (Gorillaz, Gnarles Barkley, The Grey album)

The posters for the deal first started showing up in the streets of Ausitn during SXSW. And then people (companies like NPR) started receiving the advertising postersbut with no return address and just weird stuff like that.

Well, due to some differences the album is yet to be released but the book is out and it comes with a blank CD-R for you to make your owc CD - with what you think should be the music that goes along to it.

BUT NPR IS STREAMING THE WHOLE ALBUM FOR EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO SO PLEASE CHECK IT OUT. IT IS WELL WORTH THE TIME. AND IT MAY BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO LISTEN TO THE ALBUM EVER!

SO GO HERE. AND READ THE FULL STORY AND BUY THE BOOK! ITS AWESOME!

original website for DARK NIGHT HERE


b3

Friday, May 8, 2009

Mr. Bernal cover Cheap Trick.

I thought this was just too funny. I love this cats movies. He did - Science of Sleep, Amores Perros etc... Cool dude.


This DJ has no arms ...

couldnt get much info on this. but it's just incredible. I think



b3

New Mixtape from your truly, truly.

So. Unto a new chapter.

Things finally looking good after a big drought.

I got some honey for your ears ...

Photobucket
It's called my cermonial sex
http://www.zshare.net/download/59686696fcb839ae/
(link works now, lol)
(my own homage to my favorites movie directors such as Stanley Kubrick, Luis Buñuel, & Darren Aronofsky. Along with Madlib. MF Doom, The Mars Volta Etc.) I wanted to make it sound the way my favorite movies and albums sound like.

So the story goes like this. I had huge wishes of making this like a professional recording. I wrote out some notes to record a couple of musicians and tell little stories between the mixes along with funny skits. My boy Frankie got down on some major cutting with his amazing scratching skills. My friend had written some guitar parts to make an intro and make the tape sound kind of like a movie. No stopping for anything ... just non-stop music and crazy noises and stories to go along with it.

Well it didn't go through. The sessions became kind of lame with no energy at least from a couple of the partners I was working with. I found myself making stuff by MYSELF. So you can't do that and put everyone's name on it. Know what I mean? If I make something then It's going to have my name on it. And that's it. ---*maybe my daughters name because she's the one who pushes me to take things further. Even if she hides my headphones, its kool.

Anyway, this cat that I was working with told me he wasn't contributing because he didn't have the creativity to make stuff like that. He had nothing to say. My question was, than what the hell are you doing trying to DJ? Get it.
It was horrible.

Now. This is what I saved out of the chaos. I hope you enjoy it. And hopefully you can feel the frustration and happiness and sadness and everything in between that I felt at the time.

* I know it's JUST another mix. but I swear there was alot more to it.

SO TO END THIS. PLEASE HEAR IT. AND PASS IT. AND SAVE IT. AND BURN IT.
LET EVERYONE YOU KNOW HEAR IT. YOUR MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, COUSIN, NIECE, NEPHEW, FRIEND, NEIGHBOR, EVERYONE! PLEASE.

PEASx

B3

IGNORANCEBREEDSIGNORANCE.BLOGSPOT.COM



http://www.zshare.net/download/59686696fcb839ae/

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

SWINE FLU OH MY........... syke!!!

Quickly, don your paper masks! Stay indoors! The dirty Mexican pig influenza is here, to sicken you! Wocka wocka. Did you know that America had another swine flu panic, in 1976? Let's reminisce, and laugh:

1976. Gerald Ford is leading our nation. Swine flu is detected in the populace. Panic! A history in NYT headlines:
February 20, 1976:" U.S. Calls Flu Alert On Possible Return Of Epidemic's Virus; U.S. FLU ALERT SET ON EPIDEMIC VIRUS"
Sounds familiar!

March 25, 1976: "Ford Urges Flu Campaign To Inoculate Entire U.S.; He Will Ask Congress for $135 Million to Make Vaccine for a New Virus to Avert Fall and Winter Epidemics Ford Urges U.S. Flu Campaign To Inoculate Entire Population"
Bold Action!

April 10, 1976: "$135 Million Voted By Senate to Fund Flu Immunization"
Unquestioning political acquiescence!

May 21, 1976: "Race for a Swine Flu Vaccine Began; In a Manhattan Lab Race to Develop Swine Flu Vaccine Began in a Manhattan Lab"
Feature stories!

June 9, 1976: "Experts in Europe Question U.S. Plan For Mass Flu Shots; Europeans Question U.S. Flu-Shot Plan"
Europe: Always trying to disrupt America's bold actions with "science." Shut up, Europe!

October 13, 1976: "SWINE FLU PROGRAM IS HALTED IN 9 STATES AS 3 DIE AFTER SHOTS; DEATHS OCCUR IN PITTSBURGH But No Evidence is Found That Fatalities Among Elderly Were a Result of Vaccinations States Halt Swine Flu Program as 3 Die After Shots"
The bold action has backfired!November 24, 1976: "Swine Flu Victim, Back on Job, Asserts Regular Flu Was Worse"
The problem wasn't that bad in the first place!

December 17, 1976: "SWINE FLU PROGRAM SUSPENDED IN NATION; DISEASE LINK FEARED; 94 CASES OF PARALYSIS CITED U.S. Aides Act Because of Concern That Shots May Be Connected to Guillain-Barre Syndrome"
In fact the cure was worse than the disease!

February 5, 1977: "Swine Flu Program Brings $10.7 Million in Claims; 104 Suits Already Filed Are Viewed as only the First Wave"
The government must pay for its bold action!

November 16, 1978: "Around the Nation; Over $2.64 Billion in Claims Filed in Swine Flu Program"
And pay some more!

October 17, 1980: "$49 Million in Swine Flu Vaccine To Be Destroyed by Government"
And pay some more! The end.

Here's what we have today: 20 confirmed cases of this flu, which has killed nobody here. It'll spread for a while. Okay. There are plenty more deadly diseases already here, killing people every day! Even in Mexico, the epicenter of the deadly outbreak, and home to a far, far worse health care system than we have, it's only killed 103 people. That's a lot fewer people than have been killed in the Juarez drug war this year. This is a page B-3 story that's gone all A-1.



XXX MAR


(resposted via jezebel by Hamilton Nolan)

lady gaga ???

BEFORE


AFTER
if you know me then you know i am a really huge fan of lady gaga. She is was original ? i dont know if she is anymore, i cant help but think shes trying to be differnt as a oppose to someone who is different. I like the old gaga, dont get me wrong shes still doing her own thing and is still great, but i miss the gaga that didnt have the fake accent and wasnt trying so hard to push the limits.
OR
Maybe shes just tired of all these stupid hoes trying to imitate her. lol


Either way i still love her music



xxx MAR

Monday, April 27, 2009

DJ PHINATIK



Our next post here is kind of a gem for us, comes from one of Dallas' best dj's. And by that I don't mean "oooh, he's good!" but I mean this cat has skills. Phinatik has been around forever but stayed on a bit of a hiatus for a while - BUT HE'S BACK AND IN FULL EFFECT!!! PLEASE DOWLOAD HIS LATEST MIX AND BUMP IT!!!!!!!




BY PHINATIK - BUT POSTED BY B3*

The Master ... Aphex Twin - Cabaret

One of my all-time favorite producers/creators.


Aphex Twin, Cabaret from Flat-e on Vimeo.


b3

My boy andy

So Andy here got a new tune @ itunes. its sooo dope, lol.